dailyseinfeld:

ELAINE: what a dope! uh..excuse me, umm.. I’m sorry, this is.. this is kind of embarrassing but.. there’s no toilet paper over here.
JANE: (from the stall on Elaine’s right) are you talking to me?
ELAINE: yeah.. I, I just forgot to check, so if you could just spare me some
JANE: no I’m sorry.
ELAINE: what?
JANE: no I’m sorry, I can’t spare it
ELAINE: you can’t spare it??
JANE: no there’s not enough to spare
ELAINE: well I don’t need much, just 3 squares will do it
JANE: I’m sorry I don’t have a square to spare, now if you don’t mind
ELAINE: 3 squares? you can’t spare 3 squares??
JANE: no I don’t have a square to spare, I can’t spare a square
ELAINE; oh is it two-ply? cause it it’s two-ply I’ll take one ply, one ply, one, one puny little ply, I’ll take one measly ply
JANE: look, I don’t have a square and I don’t have a ply (flushing and leaving)
ELAINE: no no, no no, don’t don’t, I beg you.

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